I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
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