But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Define "chronic" masturbator.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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