I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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