it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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