I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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