I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
lets start a swedish sibling band together
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
you inspire me to be a worse person
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
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