I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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