My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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