Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
It was confusing and full of hummus
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I think your dad took our porno
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Your penis caused this!
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