My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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