At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Swine flu is the new snow day.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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