Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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