If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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