That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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