This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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