I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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