What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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