Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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