Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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