no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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