Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
