What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
even my farts smell like vagina
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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