I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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