you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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