If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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