No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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