3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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