Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
