I want to stick my p in your. b.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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