I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I showed him my bush... on skype.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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