That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Randomize
