So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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