Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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