I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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