2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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