I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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