love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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