Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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