i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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