Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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