That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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