i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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