I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
