K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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