I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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