well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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