I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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