you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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