Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Randomize