Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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