your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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