If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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