fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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