I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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