The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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